Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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