Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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