I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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