i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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