Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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