you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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