I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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