I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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