Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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