how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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