Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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