Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I have already put on my inside pants.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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