Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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