Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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