I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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