some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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