You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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