I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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