She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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