I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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