I just made out with a guy for $7.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
did you just send me my own nude
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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