can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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