everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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