I want you more than these girls want KFC
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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