Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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