I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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