You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So here I am, sexting at work.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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