I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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