i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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