i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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