Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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