My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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