question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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