But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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