none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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