he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
