that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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