there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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