so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
