Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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