he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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