oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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