He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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