im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My life is pants optional.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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