More tranny stories later!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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