is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Boobs are out for the taking
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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