I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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