Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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