Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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