Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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