I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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