brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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