Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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