I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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