I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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