I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
even my farts smell like vagina
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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